Crisis mode

It seems an earthquake off the coast of Japan has broken the Interwebs (or at least the wires I use to access them). My e-mail is down. Facebook is erratic. Google is achingly slow. The new episode of "True Blood" is inaccessible. They say this could last weeks.

However will I survive?

Plus, the elevator has decided to stop working. I live on the top floor, six flights up.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm breaking out a good book and a glass of wine. I'll upload the Bali pictures another day.